So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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