you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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