So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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