I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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