I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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