I must be too annoying 4 u.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
and i looked up. we had an audience...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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