How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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