this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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