my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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