Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
your parents love me but you hate me
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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