i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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