just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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