It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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