What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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