Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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