Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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