so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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