were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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