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I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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