i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Barsexuality is the new black.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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