I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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