I'm lost and stupid without you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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