Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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