I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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