Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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