He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
how drunk are you?
Several
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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