On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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