Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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