All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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