If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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