why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I need a beard to bite.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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