Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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