I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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