got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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