i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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