That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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