Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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