Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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