well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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