last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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