Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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