I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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