so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
being pregnant is like rehab
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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