Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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