Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
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I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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