I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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