He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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