We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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