I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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