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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I smell like Dick and happiness
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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