i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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